Sunday, July 29, 2012

A little LOL for today!

IT'S SO HOT IN OKLAHOMA THAT

.....the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
.....the trees are whistling for the dogs.
.....the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
.....hot water comes from both taps.
.....you can make sun tea instantly.
.....you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
.....the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.
.....you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
.....you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
.....you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
.....you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 A.M.
.....your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?
.....the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.
.....the cows are giving evaporated milk.
.....farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
Thanks mom  ☺

3 comments:

  1. This is a great list! Put a smile on my face this morning. Thanks! - Jen.

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    1. Is it hot in Kentucky? It's ridiculous here!!!!

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  2. Hahahha!! This is funny. But seriously I hope it cools off for you. Maybe you could fry an egg on your lawn and take pics and show us;)

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